We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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