It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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