Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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