kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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