RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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