Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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