i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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