the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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