It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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