you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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