okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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