just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
