this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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