No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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