doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
did you just send me my own nude
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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