I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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