I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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