No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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