If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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