just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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