my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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