Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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