ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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