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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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