make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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