you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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