I never want to see another naked old woman again.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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