david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
The air taste purple.
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