they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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