Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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