So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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