I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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