He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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