hotel room ftw
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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