He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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