I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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