Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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