She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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