Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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