if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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