im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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