i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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