Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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