I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The ass gains better be worth it
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