Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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