Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
