I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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