I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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