Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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