I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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