we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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