Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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