So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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