I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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